Austin Slade

Mixing business with pleasure is always a delicate matter. Your generous donation covers my time only, other expenses should be covered by you. If we are starting our date in private, placing your donation in an envelope with my name on it in an easy to see location would be appropriate. If we are meeting in public, handing me your donation in a small gift bag would be discreet.

 

Should you desire to forward my fee ahead of time I would be happy to forward you the necessary information. I can also arrange for credit card payment if you so desire and have it show up on your statement as a business expense. You can also include the anticipated expenses for our date after which you can enjoy our time together without needing to bother yourself with any financial details. Finally, if you provide me with an idea of what you would like to do I would be happy to plan our time together allowing you to arrive and just enjoy.

 

I am always punctual. Please extend the same courtesy and be on time. If you're delayed by a few minutes or have to cancel, I ask that you please inform me. I understand that your schedule can sometimes change at any moment. If you are unable make the appointment, please be so courteous as to let me know in advance. If you do not provide reasonable amount of notice or are a no show, you will not be able to book with me again. 

 

Personal hygiene should be as important to you as it is to me. I may like to get dirty on the farm but I am always well groomed and hygienic when in the company of a lovely lady such as yourself. I expect nothing less in return. There is no scent in the world more pleasant than that of a lady fresh out of the bath.

 

I do not show my face for privacy and discretionary reasons. I can assure you I am handsome, well groomed and take pride in my appearance.

 

You must be 18 years or older to book with me, please do not email, text or call me otherwise.

 

Gifts are never expected but if you wish to indulge me, you're more than welcome.

 

I welcome reviews. Should you have any constructive criticism about our time together, kindly let me know.